What is it about white teeshirts and blueberries? You’re wearing an innocent white teeshirt and some evil blueberry squirts you from an IHOP pancake. You’re only at the IHOP because you promised your wonderful children you’d treat them. You can’t let an evil blueberry sour your smile. So you suck it up and wear the nasty purple-stain like a badge of honor – earned while keeping a promise.
Isn’t life a little like blueberries and white teeshirts? You wear life everyday. Sometimes unkind people try to darken your outlook. You can remove their nasty influence, by coming clean and starting over. You can let them stain you and forever carry their mark. You can get creative by concealing the dark spot, but you know it’s still there. You can choose to let unkind persons unnerve you so much, that you choose not to wear life as it should be worn.
So I say wear white teeshirts my friends and when some evil blueberry squirts you; wash, rinse and repeat. Don’t let evil blueberries get the better of you. Stay happy, teach the blueberries to be kind and lead fruitful lives… 🙂
Blue Monster never recovered from a bad blueberry day. He’s working on it –
Thank you and goodnight. May you dream you’re floating on a giant banana, upon a river of juice surrounded by lush, overgrown fruit trees ripe with good fortune…
Blue Monster created 2010 while wearing a clean shirt 😉