Far in the future (hopefully) industrious aliens land on earth, specifically North America. While conducting homestead research, their sublocators are drawn to human skeletons.
Locator data reveals a periodic match: The dust that formed earth (billions of years ago) originating as silicone and oxygen (from exploding stars) has also been found in female bones on the east and west coast.
While conducting additional research, the aliens uncover millions of photo files. Soon they understand how these silicone-carriers were magnanimously celebrated by the human race.
The aliens go on to teach their offspring how earthlings protected precious silicone payloads beneath their own skin in two great bags carried near the heart.
The aliens decide to occupy earth and also come to revere big-breasted gals. They wonder whatever happened to the god, Hugh Hefner and his rabbits.
“It was heroic implanted females who tried saving the human race from its silicone doom…”
when the delicate daughter was quite young, she asked her mom why the girl on the magazine cover had a “toosh” under her neck…
quickie sketch – shortest one yet!