I have a sinking sense sometimes
the cork in my dinghy will pop out
while getting sucked down into a watery vortex –
a horrifying image…
Do you know what happened to the
Tidy Bowl Man?
I’ll tell you if you don’t know or can’t remember –
his career ended up in the crapper.
I don’t want to end up
in the crapper
wearing a white sea-captain suit.
I don’t want to spiral helplessly down, down, downward,
while desperately crying out,
“…it works so you don’t have toooooooooo–”
I vow to always work. I promise to never be lazy.
And I’ll always keep a plunger nearby, in case I hear the Tidy Bowl Man’s plea 😉
LoBoat Illustration created a few months ago and previously published.
Fellow blogger and friend, Deb of C-Dog & Company and I often discuss the merits of keeping our respective creative dinghies afloat 🙂 One must keep their sense of humor when discussing dinghies, corks and creativity 😉
It’s really good.
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Thank you. Wanted to do something a bit fun this eve 🙂
annmarie:)
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That cork is scary, but reality. I’m laughing!
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I’m glad you’re laughing, Olga – I wanted to have a little fun this eve.
Thank you.
annmarie:)
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Good one! If the little guy in the boat goes down the crapper here, he will pop out on Lake Mead!
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lol
Thanks, John
Just lightening the load…
am:)
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Swish!! Kinda funny too as just yesterday, I had to change every flapper valve in the house. The water here eats up the rubber in the toilet tank!
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Serendipitous plumbing 😉
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You are quite the crafty one and I love your silliness. I sometimes have that same sinking sense. But next time I’ll think about the Tidy Bowl Man instead.
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I remember those silly commercials and always feeling a bit bad for the little captain stuck in the bowl 🙂
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It always seemed like I was eating during those commercials and they had that toilet bowl swishing sound that just bugged me.
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lol
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AM, this is definitely fun tonight (and the art is wunderbar — and thank you for putting it up top, more visible), but underneath, in the serious waters, is a talented writer/artist/artist/writer who has absolutely nothing to worry about the “watery vortex” or ending up in the “crapper.” You’re a hard worker, never lazy, and swimming in a sea of talent — and you’ll never need a pair of those sea-wings to keep you afloat (is that what they call those inflatable kiddie things?). No corks in your dinghy, Miss. The hull is airtight, solid.
P.S.: Thanks for the nod, 😉
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Entirely goofy was I – an eve of entertaining the crazy folks 😉 will do that to a person 🙂
They just left – my dad wants to hit the casino and mom has a hair appt –
They better not lose the family fortune 😉
You’re welcome 🙂
am:)
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Goofiness is good (especially wine-induced, if yours was). Hope your dad “hits it big” and your mom gets a “good ‘do.” Thanks again, AM. 😉
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The scary thing is, Deb – very little wine was involved 😉
You’re welcome.
am:)
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Funny!
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🙂
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Shortest reply ever from me: LOL !!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Hi Lillian,
a little potty humor – before I clicked send – my mom was standing over my shoulder and she exclaimed, “you’re not really going to send that out are you!”
am:)
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OMG! One more BIG LOL! I can just see your mom saying that 🙂
hmmmmm I don’t usually “talk” in these OMG BFF LOL things….I think I need more coffee 🙂
Your mom sounds great! 🙂 Like a mom!
Have a great day……
Talk about “potty talk” — plumbers are due in at 8:30 this morning and we will be without water (ANY water) in both of our bathrooms from 8:30 AM to 4:30 PM Monday through Friday, for at least 2 weeks!!!! YECH!!! One downer of living in a high rise…..all N units from floors 2 through 9 going through this demolition and pipe replacement. Color me a bit frustrated today. Time for a lovely walk along the Charles….and then a trip to Macys to shop and use their bathroom! 🙂
lillian
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Morning, Lillian.
Wow – that’s a long time to be without ones own personal room of solitude. Hopefully, once the system is “fixed” all will be well.
I guess there are tradeoffs for gorgeous views 🙂
Enjoy your walk – the morning here is exceptionally gorgeous.
My mom is a voracious reader and has been reading the Poldark series – now on PBS. We watched the first installment last night. It was entertaining and Poldark is much better looking than the Tidy Bowl Man 😉
am:)
Happy Monday
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I think we all need work, just like our dogs. We need to feel productive, to be able to point to a body of work and say, “I did this.” So, yea, do whatever you have to do to keep the Tidy Bowl Man from being flushed.
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Hi Glenda,
I hope all is well in the world of knitting. 🙂 Yes, working is always a good thing – idle minds tend to find trouble 😉
am:)
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